Hey everybody! Happy Saturday! Do you know what that means? Story time!
Once upon a time... I went to Solaceon town. I talked to the news crew and they wanted a Lopunny, so I set off to my PC. I took out my Buneary, lv. 16. I fed it a bunch of rare candies, since I had about 430 of them. By the time it was a lv. 64, the big klutz STILL wouldn't evolve!
I had to fight a lot of Pokemon in Stark Mountain but it didn't level up once! I tried Eterna Forest but that didn't help either. I also tried Route 225, but a Fearow nearly made Buneary faint, and Buneary had the moves Quick Attack, Jump Kick, Bounce and Dizzy Punch! So, desperately I went back to rare candies and at level 70, Buneary FINALLY EVOLVED! The Lopunny is so very pretty. Now I can see why the news crew needed one! I took it to them and they were so excited. They said, '' Ohh! Ooh! That's it! That's Lopunny! We can write a great article now! Thank you for your help! Here, take this!'' Received Great balls. SERIOUSLY?!? Just because I put a great effort into evolving it doesn't mean you give me DUMB GREAT BALLS!!!
Whatever. Next I'm going on a Wailord hunt!
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